July 14, 1997 With Spunky
The Goat continues his headlong rush into oblivion with his interview a la Spunky. The ladder's numbero uno player has coughed up the answers so get a moist towelette and read on....
BadGoat ok then....
Today I am interviewing Spunky, the current #1 guy on on Case's Ladder
BadGoat Spunky, start out, by telling me a litle about
yourself
Spunky2 : Well
Spunky2 : I live in
Denmark and go to an international school
Spunky2 : and i
hated computer gamez until ra came out
BadGoat hehe
Spunky2 : hehe
BadGoat and your name ?? age??
Spunky2 : 17
Spunky2 : Koon
Spunky2 : Koon is
my real name
BadGoat what is the inspiration behind your name?
Spunky2 : spunky?
BadGoat your nickname, Spunky, that is
BadGoat yes
Spunky2 : well hehe
Spunky2 : its hard
to say
Spunky2 : Spunk is
a swedish word
BadGoat something to do with the ladies?
BadGoat heh
Spunky2 : u can ask
Nikla or hubbcold they will know :)
BadGoat laf
BadGoat Denmark has produced some great players
Spunky2 : yeah
BadGoat Anglia, b30, you, and others, seem to dominate
Spunky2 : i didn't
know nike bfb and anglia was from Denmark until i was top 50
BadGoat let us Americans in!!!! hehe
BadGoat really?? have
you played them alot?
Spunky2 : yes
Spunky2 : Anglia
ALOT
Spunky2 : b30 not
really
BadGoat Do you play other games, besides RA?
Spunky2 : NIKE so
and so
Spunky2 : War2
Spunky2 : sometimes
Spunky2 : not
really anyothers
Spunky2 : Duke 3d
Spunky2 : yeah
thats it ra and duke 3d
BadGoat Who was your teacher for this game?
Spunky2 : Its a
LONG story
Spunky2 : want to
hear it?
BadGoat I need to contact this guy.....
BadGoat sure!
Spunky2 : i started
ra pretty late
Spunky2 : and
Spunky2 : i played
it at computer cafes
Spunky2 : because i
didn't get internet until like 4 months ago
BadGoat wow, a late bloomer!
Spunky2 : i beat
all my friends so i thought i would rule on internet
BadGoat hehehe
Spunky2 : THEN
BadGoat and now you do!!
BadGoat then....?
Spunky2 : i got to
rank 500 pretty easily
Spunky2 : and 300
Spunky2 : and 200
Spunky2 : but then
Spunky2 : i
couldn't beat top 200 guys
Spunky2 : and i met
this guy who is
***At this point, our international connection died even
quicked than I did in our game....***
You have joined the Spunky2's_game channel.
Spunky2 : sorry
disconnected
Spunky2 : where was
i?
BadGoat lag, kicked me off...
Spunky2 : so where
was i?
BadGoat you were saying that you played all your friends,
and won
Spunky2 : oh yeah
Spunky2 : i got to
rank 250 pretty easily
Spunky2 : then i
couldnt beat top 200 people
Spunky2 : so i got
pissed
BadGoat hehe, I know the feeling
Spunky2 : i met
this guy saying ladder top 30
Spunky2 : i said
ill kick ur ass
Spunky2 : he beat
me like 3 times in 10 mins
Spunky2 : He was
TankBlast
BadGoat I know him
Spunky2 : My first
teacher
BadGoat aahh
BadGoat and now you are the one, giving lessons?
Spunky2 : he taugth
me alot
Spunky2 : hehe :)
Spunky2 : ok back to the stoy
Spunky2 : story
Spunky2 : Tank
taught me a lot
BadGoat Do you plan on buying any other real time strategy
games?
Spunky2 : dunno
Spunky2 : not
really
BadGoat some VERY cool games are coming...
Spunky2 : my
brother got kill krush and destroy
BadGoat Have you ever tried the Medic Rush?
Spunky2 : that
sucked
Spunky2 : no
Spunky2 : it
doesn't exsist
BadGoat try it....
Spunky2 : Wow
Spunky2 : a bunch of medics running at u
BadGoat What other hobbies do you enjoy, other than RA?
Spunky2 : and u
kill them all with 1 gernader
Spunky2 : i go to
alot of parties
BadGoat hehe, yes, the Medics are a tough group, when alot
are together
BadGoat parties, with the ladies?
Spunky2 : and i
have alot of hangovers
BadGoat BIG laff
BadGoat and do you sing any Karaoke there???
Spunky2 : i dont
sing :)
Spunky2 : next?
BadGoat describe yourself, using 3 words brginning with the
letter G
Spunky2 : Good Great Garanteed to kick ur ass
BadGoat HAHAHA
BadGoat true
BadGoat trust me....he's right...we played a game before the
interview...Guess who got stomped on...
:(
Spunky2 : :)
BadGoat Have you ever broken a mouse, or keyboard, following
a close game?
Spunky2 : it sucked
BadGoat (I have...I'm up to 29 mice, and 5 keyboards...)
Spunky2 : i
couldn't tank fight
BadGoat what kind of job would you like, when it;s time?
Spunky2 : well im
planning to be a designer
Spunky2 : im an
Artisitc person :)
BadGoat architect?
Spunky2 : artistic
Spunky2 : Artist
BadGoat cool
BadGoat make lotsa $$$
Spunky2 : Well im
planning to atleats :)
Spunky2 : atleast
BadGoat any last advice for the newbies, before we start the
crazy questions?
Spunky2 : Dont play
the top people right away
BadGoat unless you're a glutton for punishment
Spunky2 : try to
get better slowly and slowly :)
Spunky2 : like me
BadGoat ok, ready for the fun ones??
BadGoat Muahahahaha
Spunky2 : sure :)
BadGoat Ever feed peanut butter to a hamster?
Spunky2 : uh.... No
BadGoat they open their mouths REALLY wide
BadGoat cuz its too sticky for a little mouth...
BadGoat I'm not speaking from experience... :)
Spunky2 : ok
BadGoat How many donuts can you fit in your mouth at once?
Spunky2 : hmmm 2-3
Spunky2 : depends
on the size
BadGoat frosted, or powdered?
Spunky2 : powdered
BadGoat chuckle
BadGoat Do you believe eating bologna is torture more for
the pigs, or for the children?
Spunky2 : hmmmm
Spunky2 : pigs cry
when eating it
BadGoat If you were a tree, what tree would you be, and why?
Spunky2 : a big ass
try so i can look down at people
BadGoat hehe...
Spunky2 : a big ass
tall tree
BadGoat watch out for the
crazy woodchucks though...
BadGoat they can really chuck a lot
BadGoat What is your favorite movie monster?
Spunky2 : Godzilla
BadGoat REALLY!!!
Spunky2 : yup
BadGoat mine is the turtle that spits fire out his leg
holes...
BadGoat Gamora
BadGoat He fought Godzilla, and lost... :(
BadGoat stupid turtles...
BadGoat Which household appliance most resembles you?
Spunky2 : pensil
BadGoat pencil????? WHY?
Spunky2 : i draw
BadGoat I resemble those huge vacuum cleaners...I suck
Spunky2 : not
really :)
BadGoat well, do you believe in giving hints to the
interviewer???
BadGoat NEEDS them...
BadGoat cool...
BadGoat ok
BadGoat last question...
Spunky2 : u worked
for gamestats alot?
BadGoat no, only for 2 weeks or so... I'm a Gamestats newbie
BadGoat :)
BadGoat they still spank me with a large wooden spoon, until
I improve my Red Alert game...
Spunky2 : question?
BadGoat ok...Any last words, for our viewing audience?
Spunky2 : Dont be
sad cause ur low ranked..... be happy and try to improve! ull get high someday
BadGoat Spunky, I thank you for your time!! Thanks for the
interview!!
***This concludes our intervies with the #1 ladder player,
and a truly nice guy***
Stay tuned...I'll be interviewing more people without any
clue how to speak English!!
You have experienced another BadGoat production. No wooden
spoons were harmed in the making of this interview.!!
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